MicheleP's 23 Things

One Liners!

2009-05-27T07:54:00.000-07:00

Why didn't the thief burgle the library? Because he was afraid the judge would give him a long sentence.

How come the librarian slipped and fell in the library? Because she strayed into the non-friction section

What did one book say to the other one? I just wanted to see if we are on the same page

What do you do if pet starts eating your library book? Take the words right out of their mouth.

Knock Knock

2009-05-19T05:14:00.000-07:00

Librarian: Knock knock.

Student: Who's there?

Librarian: Winnie.

Student: Winnie who?

Librarian: Winnie you going to bring backthat overdue book, hmm?

Chickens in Libraries

2009-05-18T05:37:00.000-07:00

A chicken walks into the library. It goes up to the circulation desk and says: "book, bok, bok, boook". The librarian hands the chicken a book. It tucks it under his wing and runs out. A while later, the chicken runs back in, throws the first book into the return bin and goes back to the librarian saying: "book, bok, bok, bok, boook". Again the librarian gives it a book, and the chicken runs out. The librarian shakes her head. Within a few minutes, the chicken is back, returns the book and starts all over again: "boook, book, bok bok boook". The librarian gives him yet a third book, but this time as the chicken is running out the door, she follows it. The chicken runs down the street, through the park and down to the riverbank. There, sitting on a lily pad is a big, green frog. The chicken holds up the book and shows it to the frog, saying: "Book, bok, bok, boook". The frog blinks, and croaks: "read-it, read-it, read-it".

2009-05-11T10:17:00.000-07:00

On Monday, May 11, 2009, I created my very first Blog! This is the second project of the 23 things. So far it has been bunches of fun. We are planning to create a blog for our library, Carnegie Library of McKeesport, so this is a very good way to get familiar with blogging.