Wednesday, May 27, 2009

One Liners!


Why didn't the thief burgle the library? Because he was afraid the judge would give him a long sentence.

How come the librarian slipped and fell in the library? Because she strayed into the non-friction section

What did one book say to the other one? I just wanted to see if we are on the same page

What do you do if pet starts eating your library book? Take the words right out of their mouth.

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